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The English are sick to death of Labour and Tories and spit upon the name of Eurovision May 15

Picked up two singles yesterday: Graham Coxon’s Bittersweet Bundle of Misery and Morrissey’s Irish Blood, English Heart. Coxon’s has more than a passing musical similarity to Coffee & TV and the lyrics sounds like they may have been co-written with a 12-year-old. It’s nice and jaunty though, so that’s OK.

Morrissey, on the other hand, has produced a criminally good comeback single, the crime probably being that it’s only 2 mins 39 secs long. Great, slightly wistful tune, and the pointed and stylish lyrics that made him famous. Easily vying with Franz Ferdinand for Best Single of the Year so far.

And now to undermine that carefully cultivated indie cred by mentioning that it’s Eurovision tonight. I’ve had a flutter but I was quite thrown by the results of the semi-final so I’m not going to try to predict how the viewers will vote across Europe. And I still think we’d do better if had classically-trained actor James Fox representing us.

You can view all the entries on the Eurovision website, which also reveals that research at the University of Leiden has discovered that one of the “most used words by Eurovision fans in connection with the song contest” is “Eurovision”.

Teaser Trailer May 05

I will write up in long and intricate detail the story of my appearance yesterday on Brainteaser. To keep you going in the meantime, here are a handful of images from the show.

Going Live May 01

Near a TV in the mornings? Able to pick up Five (the channel formerly known as Channel 5)? Then I recommend Brainteaser on Tuesday 4th May, 11am.

How disappointing Apr 15

Which Blake’s 7 spaceship are you?


You’re the convict transport ship London,
slow and still reliable–but only just. You carry
criminals bound for lifetime exile on unpleasant
planets like Cygnus Alpha and Exbar, and a crew
who don’t mind whether the bastards all get there
as long as the paperwork’s filled out properly.

Take Vila’s quiz (pictures by Avon)

Nicked off Sara‘s and Iain‘s blogs.

I’m not too impressed at being a knackered old prisoner transport. However…


Which Blake’s 7 rebel are you?
this quiz was made by Auntie Krizu(:>)