Here’s a very short video I made on Saturday night. It’s an old joke, although it is one of mine: I wrote it a decade ago for a comedy show on my university’s radio station, Leeds Student Radio. I hesitate (no I don’t) to mention that said comedy show won that year’s Radio 1 Student Comedy Award for Best Spoken Word programme.

So now that I’ve lowered your expectations, here’s a joke that will only work if you’re the right age to have watched the Children’s ITV show Knightmare.