I was supposed to clean the flat today. I didn’t; I went shopping instead. If I had then written a very short song about it, it might go a little like this:
The audio synching is slightly out. This is something YouTube’s done rather than my ventriloquism skilz.
An early entrant for “Defining Liberal Moment of 2009”. We shall be free from conformity to cleanliness.
It’s good, but it’s no Kamelion’s War Song.
Your flat looks a lot cleaner than Alex’s in the two films
And here’s verse three!