Happy Eurovision Day! I’m very excited to be going to the live final for the first time tonight and to be there cheering on such a great UK entry in person!

The results from Thursday’s semi-final were a bit more in line with expectations but Ireland in particular were hard done by and well deserved to qualify.

Check out my semi-final 1 and semi-final 2 posts to catch up with the acts who did get through to perform tonight. Joining them are the Big Five automatically qualifiers, which this year include host country Italy.

France

• The song: Fulenn – Alvan and Ahez
• The pros: Breton is back in the competition for the first time 1996. This is a full on folklore rave about fire and dancing with the devil, like The Wicker Man on MDMA.
• The cons: There is a lot going on in the staging.
• Final prediction: mid table

Italy

• The song: Brividi – Mahmood and Blanco
• The pros: Two talented performers, one of whom came second in 2019 with the excellent Soldi.
• The cons: They need to bring it live (they were sleepwalking through rehearsals). It’s more of an acquired taste than Soldi. Blanco is a bit annoying (but he’s also barely out of school).
• Final prediction: top 10

Spain

• The song: SloMo – Chanel
• The pros: Chanel is a triple threat and it shows – you don’t see this level of singing and dancing together at Eurovision very often. The song is catchy and deploys some tactical English alongside the Spanish. Spain’s best chance in decades.
• The cons: They have fiddled with the backing track a bit and I’m not sure it’s an improvement. In the full length preview clip, Chanel’s vocals didn’t come across as strong as when I’ve seen her live. The only Big Five entry not written or co-written by the artist.
• Final prediction: top 5

Germany

• The song: Rockstars – Malik Harris
• The pros: Malik is a likeable multi-instrumentalist and his song comes across as genuine and heartfelt.
• The cons: I’m not convinced this will find an audience.
• Final prediction: bottom 10

United Kingdom

• The song: Space Man – Sam Ryder
• The pros: Sam’s incredible vocals. A surprisingly effective guitar solo. Competent staging. A catchy song that stands out.
• The cons: Sam is such a dynamic performer that he occasionally gets carried way improvising around the melody or, in the preview clip, laughing with joy. But all reports are that in the jury final he was disciplined and I fully expect the same tonight. The only other risks are technical ones: the camerawork and stage changes need to be precise. But if they are…
• Final prediction: top 5

See all the artists performing on my Six on Stage website.

I have guzzled the Kool-Aid and am sold on the UK getting a good result after so many years of hurt – and I’m trying not to set myself up to feel disappointed if we “only” make the top 10 because that would still be our best result in 13 years.

But for the first time this century we have a real chance of winning and that’s a fantastic feeling. Huge well done to Sam, Tap Music and the BBC for getting us here. I cannot wait to see him kill it tonight.

Who are the other contenders? Ukraine of course are in with a shout. If not them then the UK’s biggest threats are Spain and Sweden, who are both at the top of their game this year. Italy could challenge if they’re strong tonight, which they should be. Greece could be a dark horse and really who knows what kind of result Serbia will get. And then there are my personal favourites, the Czech Republic, who I’d love to see make the top 10,

I can picture Spain winning closely followed by Ukraine and the United Kingdom. So that result is now jinxed.

The final kicks off at 8pm BST on BBC One. Enjoy it wherever you’re watching and break a leg, Sam!

Some surprises and disappointments in Tuesday night’s qualifications and I’m sure there will be more tonight.

Thursday is the stronger of the two semi-finals and it also has 18 rather than 17 acts – so one more country will be disappointed as only 10 go through to the final.

This is also the semi in which UK viewers can vote and there will be previews of the Spanish, German and British entries. Here are the contenders.

Finland

• The song: Jezebel – The Rasmus
• The pros: It’s The Rasmus. We kick off with a bit of early 2000s rock.
• The cons: It’s 2022.
• Chance of qualifying: 65%

Israel

• The song: I.M – Michael Ben David
• The pros: An upbeat anthem of self-empowerment. The performance will be incredibly slick from vocals to choreography. Big in Tel Aviv gay bars.
• The cons: The self-empowerment tips into self-aggrandisement. There is no good reason that this isn’t called I Am.
• Chance of qualifying: 50%

Serbia

• The song: In corpore sano – Konstrakta
• The pros: Proper arty wackiness with a point to make about health and access to healthcare. A performer who grabs your attention when you hear “Meghan Markle” amongst the Serbian lyrics and then holds it with her steely gaze. A Latin title. Clapping.
• The cons: Could easily be mistaken for just being wilfully daft. Is a grower which is never helpful at Eurovision.
• Chance of qualifying: 55%

Azerbaijan

• The song: Fade to Black – Nadir Rustamli
• The pros: Winner of the Azeri version of The Voice, for good reason. The staging, a mirror universe version of You’re The One That I Want, will likely be very effective.
• The cons: The song is broadly forgettable and the lyrics are dreadful.
• Chance of qualifying: 50%

Georgia

• The song: Lock Me In – Circus Mircus
• The pros: A catchy chorus. The band have a very strong look.
• The cons: Circus Mircus promised a lot when they were announced but their surrealism has been muted and they’ve been out-weirded by Subwoolfer. The staging is really static.
• Chance of qualifying: 35%

Malta

• The song: I Am What I Am – Emma Muscat
• The pros: A very simple, unsubtle song competently performed. Emma is engaging.
• The cons: A very simple, unsubtle song competently performed. Feels terrible and cynical rather than optimistic and life-affirming.
• Chance of qualifying: 50%

San Marino

• The song: Stripper – Achille Lauro
• The pros: A stage show with everything but the kitchen sink – huge amounts of pyro, a bucking bronco… Lauro is a big star in Italy.
• The cons: All of that is trying to distract from a very mediocre song performed by a very annoying man.
• Chance of qualifying: 65%

Australia

• The song: Not the Same – Sheldon Riley
• The pros: Sheldon’s incredible voice. Strong visuals. As on the nose with it message as Malta but the lyrics are genuine rather than cynical.
• The cons: The song itself is quite bland and carried by Sheldon’s vocals. The masks he wears is symbolic but it makes it very hard to engage with his performance. One for the juries.
• Chance of qualifying: 60%

Cyprus

• The song: Ela – Andromache
• The pros: Erm. It’s not bad, I guess?
• The cons: Too bland. If we ignore the aberration of 2020, this is Cyprus’s weakest entry in years. The staging is clever on paper but doesn’t seem to work in practice.
• Chance of qualifying: 45%

Ireland

• The song: That’s Rich – Brooke
• The pros: An absolute bona fide banger. Staging is waaaaaay better than in its national final. Just a great 3-minute pop song that we need in the final.
• The cons: Might be treated as disposable, especially by the juries. Needs a strong performance on the night.
• Chance of qualifying: 50%

North Macedonia

• The song: Circles – Andrea
• The pros: A passionate, competent performer.
• The cons: No staging to speak of. Not a memorable song.
• Chance of qualifying: 20%

Estonia

• The song: Hope – Stefan
• The pros: A charismatic singer giving us a toe-tapping bop with a Morricone vibe.
• The cons: Some mumbled lyrics, which is certainly a choice.
• Chance of qualifying: 70%

Romania

• The song: Llámame – WRS
• The pros: Romania goes Spanish. An easy to follow chorus with a really catchy hook. Good moves.
• The cons: It’s solid but it might struggle to be anyone’s favourite.
• Chance of qualifying: 40%

Poland

• The song: River – Ochman
• The pros: What you’d get if Henrik Ibsen entered Eurovision. A very different song that will stand out. One of the strongest singers vocally. All of the video effects.
• The cons: Ochman seems lovely but he just doesn’t sell this. It’s technically great but I wish you some passion came through in the performance because it has potential that isn’t being realised.
• Chance of qualifying: 65%

Montenegro

• The song: Breathe – Vladana
• The pros: A song with real feeling inspired by loss. A camp light circle strapped to her back.
• The cons: The one you keep confusing with North Macedonia. Lyrics that are incredibly on the nose. A song about Covid.
• Chance of qualifying: 30%

Belgium

• The song: Miss You – Jérémie Makiese
• The pros: Another winner of The Voice. Nice mix of slow intro and more upbeat chorus.
• The cons: A song that’s enjoyable while you’re watching but out of mind as soon as it’s over. Dancers could probably do more.
• Chance of qualifying: 50%

Sweden

• The song: Hold Me Closer – Cornelia Jakobs
• The pros: A slick, well staged performance that translates straight across from Melodifestivalen. A melancholy pop song that perfectly matches Cornelia’s distinctive voice. Rightly one of the favourites.
• The cons: Faces the usual accusation of Sweden being too slick. Perhaps grabs you more on repeat listens. At the mercy of camerawork, lighting and stage crew.
• Chance of qualifying: 80%

Czech Republic

• The song: Lights Off – We Are Domi
• The pros: Absolute banger to close the show. Musically interesting, original lyrics, enthusiastic performers. A great place in the running order. This group met at Leeds College of Music and that academic background underpins the quality. Also: more lights than I have ever seen in a stage show at Eurovision.
• The cons: Eurovision doesn’t seem to go for EDM (but this is a quality pop song). There have been concerns expressed about the high notes but I’m not even going to entertain that – these are pros and they will smash it. In other words, I don’t think there are any cons other than the taste of the juries and the voters.
• Chance of qualifying: 65%

See the people behind each performance in semi-final 2 on my Six on Stage website.

My favourites from this semi are Ireland, Estonia, Poland, Romania, Sweden and, of course, Czech Republic. I did turn up on screen in the opening section on Tuesday if you didn’t blink so keep looking out!

It’s May and that must mean it’s time to dust off the old blog for my annual preview of the runners and riders at the Eurovision Song Contest.

And it’s a strong year! Although rather than a handful of standout excellent songs, it’s more than across the board nearly everything is good even if it isn’t great. There’s diversity of styles and performances (although less so on demographics than last year, which is disappointing) with something for everyone.

Tonight is the first semi-final which UK viewers can watch on the recently resurrected BBC Three. So who will you see?

Albania

• The song: Sekret – Ronela Hajati
• The pros: An up tempo ethno-bop with everything thrown at it from energetic choreography and multiple languages to big vocals.
• The cons: A slow start (depending on the final version of the song they’ve gone for).
• Chance of qualifying: 65%

Latvia

• The song: Eat Your Salad – Citi Zēni
• The pros: A talented, charismatic group (check out their TikTok channel where they’ve been uploading impressive covers of the other acts) whose fun song has a proper environmental message at its heart.
• The cons: With lots going on they need strong camerawork to catch their energy, and the strength of their amazing opening line “Instead of meat I eat veggies and pussy” is rather lost by their not being allowed to use the last word.
• Chance of qualifying: 60%

Lithuania

• The song: Sentimentai – Monika Liu
• The pros: A gorgeous jazz lounge vibe effortlessly delivered by an experienced singer-songwriter.
• The cons: It’s much the same for the whole three minutes.
• Chance of qualifying: 50%

Switzerland

• The song: Boys Do Cry – Marius Bear
• The pros: Marius has a good voice and will perform this well. Juries will probably go for it.
• The cons: The lyrics are twee. The staging is twee.
• Chance of qualifying: 50%

Slovenia

• The song: Disko – LPS (aka Last Pizza Slice)
• The pros: A charming group of teenagers performing a self-referential song and looking like they’re playing a big budget school prom.
• The cons: It’s not the catchiest melody and unless you speak Slovenian you’ll miss the meaning.
• Chance of qualifying: 35%

Ukraine

• The song: Stefania – Kalush Orchestra
• The pros: A simple chorus you can single along to even if you don’t speak Ukrainian. A memorable look. Great flute work. One member of 2021 favourites Go_A. And the fact they are here at all.
• The cons: A Ukrainian rap you might not follow.
• Chance of qualifying: 90%

Bulgaria

• The song: Intention – Intelligent Music Project
• The pros: Competent rock band playing an OK rock song. Two-time former Bulgarian representative Stoyan on drums.
• The cons: A title that you’ll blink and miss in the lyrics. It’s no more exciting than an OK rock song.
• Chance of qualifying: 50%

Netherlands

• The song: De Diepte – S10
• The pros: Dutch is back at Eurovision, but with a choice of lyrics that make you feel you understand in English (which worked well for Bobbysocks). S10’s voice, especially on her “oooohs”.
• The cons: There’s nothing exciting in the staging so it’s all in the song and how its sung (which worked well for Barbara Pravi).
• Chance of qualifying: 75%

Moldova

• The song: Trenulețul – Zdob și Zdub & Frații Advahov
• The pros: A joyful song about a train. And folklore, and rock and/or roll. Except it’s actually about the complex relationship between Moldova and Romania, their similarities and differences and ongoing debate about their potential unification. But also a train.
• The cons: Could end up feeling a bit shambolic. The Eurovision version seems to have lost a bit of the vim of the studio version (although it apparently “went off” as the kids say at the jury semi-final last night).
• Chance of qualifying: 55%

Portugal

• The song: Saudade, Saudade – MARO
• The pros: A gentle song with support from a talented group of women who join MARO in an intimate circle on stage. Despite the title (an untranslatable word for longing for something or someone missed), there are English lyrics.
• The cons: Like Lithuania, there isn’t much development over the three minutes. It risks being forgotten after Moldova’s runaway train.
• Chance of qualifying: 45%

Croatia

• The song: Guilty Pleasure – Mia Dimšić
• The pros: Contemporary pop and pointed lyrics from a talented singer-songwriter.
• The cons: Feels overstaged with a risk the dancers distract rather than add. It’s a good song but maybe not standout enough to get people to pick the up the phones to vote for it.
• Chance of qualifying: 35%

Denmark

• The song: The Show – Reddi
• The pros: A female rock group. A song that builds. A writing team with connections to lots of previous Danish entries.
• The cons: They aren’t allowed to play their instruments live. The song perhaps builds too slowly. Lots of previous Danish entries didn’t do well.
• Chance of qualifying: 40%

Austria

• The song: Halo – LUM!X feat. Pia Maria
• The pros: A really strong EDM track. The studio version is a full-on banger.
• The cons: Eurovision songs with a DJ as the centre of attention don’t have a good track record even if it does give the song a contemporary feel. And then there are the hit and miss vocals. Pia Maria is young and inexperienced and quite exposed here and I really hope her vocals land because that’s what will determine whether this qualifies.
• Chance of qualifying: 45%

Iceland

• The song: Með hækkandi sól – Systur
• The pros: Vocals are not a worry for these three sisters whose harmonies are incredibly tight. Their musical family background really shines through.
• The cons: The song itself is another gentle ballad that might struggle to inspire people to vote for it, especially in competition with Portugal.
• Chance of qualifying: 40%

Greece

• The song: Die Together – Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord
• The pros: This is how you build over your three minutes. A really stripped back start leading into some big vocals. Staging that focuses on Amanda – who is half Norwegian which may help pick up some Nordic votes. If there is an unexpected dark horse winner, it could be this.
• The cons: Very few. There is a risk this feels too cold – maybe a song to respect rather than love.
• Chance of qualifying: 90%

Norway

• The song: Give That Wolf A Banana – Subwoolfer
• The pros: Speaking of Norway, they’re up next represented by yellow alien wolves from the Moon. By far the most WTF of the entries tonight, there is a lot to unpack. These guys, whose real identities have been hidden ever since they were announced for Norway’s national final, have been churning out social media content with way more effort than you would expect for what initially looked like a joke entry. But the song, however absurd, is incredibly catchy and memorable with fun choreography.
• The cons: The EBU seem to have been very lenient with the amount of vocal that is on the backing track here which is borderline taking the piss. It also risks coming across as too silly to some of the audience – although as you can only vote for and not against songs that might not matter.
• Chance of qualifying: 65%

Armenia

• The song: Snap – Rosa Linn
• The pros: Another contemporary pop song performed well. Inventive staging that should be really effective. A good position in the running order.
• The cons: Another one that is perhaps more radio friendly than it is voter bait. The staging could look a bit contrived.
• Chance of qualifying: 55%

See the people behind each performance in semi-final 1 on my Six on Stage website.

My own favourites from this semi are Latvia, Lithuania, Moldova, Croatia, Austria and Norway so I will be cheering for them in the arena. I’m sitting in the front block to the left of the stage so keep an eye out!