Rather than producing something constructive (like an actual post), I spent the afternoon engrossed in the bloggers’ equivalent of flicking through the Dulux sample book: hunting for a new WordPress theme.
I liked the idea of a more islandy look so settled on this one, give or take a few template tweaks. And the simple act of changing the site design has now given me a subject to write a post about. It’s WIN all round today.
Two weekends back, I took part in the Sci-Fi-London 48 Hour Film Challenge 2009. The name gives a pretty good summary of the objective: make a science fiction film from scratch in 48 hours.
There now follows a very laborious discussion of how we made our film. If you just want to watch it, I’d skip to the end…
On the Saturday morning, Simon and I joined the hoards at the Apollo cinema in Lower Regent Street for a briefing and to be assigned the three elements we would be required to feature in the film (mainly to prove that it really had been made that weekend).
Eagle-eyed viewers may spot us fleetingly at the beginning of this video about the challenge made by the Sci-Fi-London Film Festival team:
So the three elements I skilfully plucked from the metaphorical hats were:
Title: Pressure Valve
Line of dialogue: “I do not speak your language and you don’t speak mine”
Prop: Five ring doughnuts
The other teams, some already laden with equipment, dashed off. Simon and I did what any sensible person would do faced with turning those three things into a film: we went to the pub.
We quickly threw together a basic concept and some key lines of dialogue (aka punchlines), inspired by our prop and the knowledge that we had no decent location in which to film (having spent most effort in preparation on choosing a team name), and then finalised the overall storyline. Matt joined us for lunch and we then headed to Covent Garden to try to source some key props, including the doughnuts. We bought a dozen in, er, case we needed, er, spares.
Shopping done, we jumped on a train back to south London and our own mini-Pinewood (i.e., my flat). Once there, I grabbed my laptop and started writing. An hour or two later the script was drafted, and that version is pretty much what we handed in at the end, save for some tweaks from the cast (they will insist) and some cuts for time (to which we shall return shortly).
Simon and I popped to his for recording equipment and to gather some more props and then we began the small task of converting a tiny corner of our garage into a secret government lab – a government lab so secret that it is based in a garage, apparently. Then Matt and I donned our costumes and at around 7pm Simon called action on the first scene.
We shot the garage scenes in order. With only a breeze blocked wall to film against, the camera angles had to be more 1970s sitcom than sweeping vistas. We recorded the scenes from several angles, ending with many takes of the final shot of the film (I think we ended up using the first). We wrapped the first day’s filming around 11pm (sorry, this is going a bit Andrew Pixley) and left the set intact in case we needed (and had time) to reshoot anything. Simon and I went back to his where he ripped the footage onto his computer and assembled a rough version of the opening.
Filming in a car sounded like a fairly straightforward task but this scene ended up taking several hours. Disruptions included road noises, aeroplane noises, sirens, a car parking behind us causing big continuity problems, and, most significantly, my forgetting my lines and/or corpsing.
When we final had the scene in the can, we reviewed the rushes (as they say in the business) and decided that it would work better shot slightly differently and as one long take. We had fewer problems this time and managed at least two successful takes all the way through.
As it was a single shot, Simon didn’t have to do much editing on the scene – just trimming the start and finish and adding our flashback effect – but the one take also meant there was no scope to cut lines if we overran. We therefore chose the second, shorter take, despite some sound problems and a tiny fluff in one of my lines.
Assembling the final scene, we threw out my last line, a section of Matt pacing around, Simon’s second voiceover (the only bit of the script never recorded), and a second flashback – probably a whole page of the script in total. We had to cut back a little further so the action we had filmed still made sense without these parts. That still left us a fair few seconds over so we went through looking for any moments we could remove. We trimmed the title card, overlaying it onto the action; we reduced the beginning and end of the car scene; we shortened some shots; and finally we excised four seconds from one of my speeches, covering it by cutting to a new angle.
The film now dead on five minutes long, all that remained was for Simon to master the DVDs and then for us to get a copy to the church cinema on time. The DVDs were finished around midnight on the Sunday, resulting in this breathless 12seconds video:
I had taken the Monday off work to make up for not having had a restful weekend and so delivered the film to the Sci-Fi-London team with an hour or two to spare. And this morning, I went back to the Apollo and saw it on the big screen. There’s something quite cool about seeing yourself on a cinema screen, even if you are hamming it up. (Once all the films submitted are online, I’ll post up a link.)
So after that deeply insightful behind-the-scenes romp, you’ll be left wondering where this magnum opus is. Wait no longer. The Middlemen present Pressure Valve:
Update: Read about the making of another entrant, the Pink Bear Club’s Kromwell’s Theory on Robin Fry’s blog.
The dawning of the new financial year indicates that a much more important occasion is upon us: today, this blog is five years old. As has been the tradition over the last half-decade, this is the one day I do blog stats. So here they are. (Yikes – I see I used almost exactly the same introduction last year).
Previous three years’ figures are in brackets, last year’s first.
3 (2, 2, 2, 2): number of servers this site has been hosted on
2 (2, 2, 2, 2): number of blogging applications used
1,123 (977, 873, 588, 226): total number of posts
1,614 (1,518, 1,350, 774, 444): total number of comments
1.44 (1.55, 1.55, 1.32, 1.96): average number of comments per post
112,651 (70,993, 43,016, 6,322): total unique hits (counting since May 2004 – now switched to Google Analytics, which counted 6,000 fewer this last year than my old hit counter)
Top seven referring websites (excluding search engines):
6 (6): toby stephens (He just won’t go away. This is why. *shrug*)
5 (-): matt smith doctor who
4 (-): new doctor who
3 (-): geoffrey perkins
2 (1): clocks go forward (Knocked off the top spot by – as you may have guessed by now…)
1 (-): matt smith
Despite an otherwise fairly quiet year, this blog’s biggest day of traffic ever followed the announcement that TV’s Matt Smith would succeed TV’s David Tennant and TV’s Doctor Who, largely powered by some surprisingly high Google rankings, reflecting how little had been written about the new Doctor in the past.
I’m going to start with the assumption that you know what Twitter is. I’ve written here about it enough and it’s got all famous since then – any minute now, it’ll be passé.
Having established that, I can safely lazily define 12seconds as “like Twitter but with video”. Where Twitter requires the poster to encapsulate their thoughts within 140 characters, 12seconds is built from videos that are – wait for it – no more than 12 seconds long.
This makes it very hard for them to be boring (though it happens) and encourages the same cutdown, efficient, pithy communication with which regular twitterers will be familiar (and which is notable by its absence from this sentence). As well as recording live via a webcam, 12-second videos can be produced on a mobile phone and emailed to the site – and the short time limit keeps file sizes low enough that that’s actually a practical approach, and the one I use most often.
My channel is, of course, the place to be, although 12seconds automatically sends a message to my Twitter account when I’ve posted, so you can keep abreast of my video clips without registering on 12seconds – although you should register, because then you can post 12-second video clips too!
So what can you do in 12 seconds? Here are some of my favourite clips from my channel (if any of the embedded videos don’t appear, refresh the page or click the link to watch it on the 12seconds site).
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