On page 3 of today’s Guardian are five doodles by celebrities and analyses of their personalities by a graphologist unaware of their identities. The names of the artists are revealed upside down at the end of the article.

I took one look at the second sketch, without reading any of the article, and identified it correctly as drawn by Charles Kennedy.

My rather weak defence is that the picture includes a David Bowie LP and CK is a Bowie fan. But the fact that I know that is incriminating in itself.